overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(Source: my-ferret-named-pippin)

just-uta-things:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

ME HOY MENOY

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

triumfa:

Baby fox I met today in the forest

  1. Camera: PENTAX PENTAX K-5
  2. Aperture: f/6.3
  3. Exposure: 1/400th
  4. Focal Length: 200mm

fuegoking:

bitch

  • PSAT people: IF YOU SHARE A CALCULATOR WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU I WILL THrOW THIS TABLE AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD

(Source: voldermorte)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0)